/msg # It's was such a nice pleasent day... | /kick # $$1 UNTIL YOU CAME IN HERE!
/msg # once apon a time there was a little kid... | /kick # $$1 ...but the kid soon left. [The End]
/msg # Its such a nice day here at # stadium. | /msg # $$1 is up to bat...Here comes the pitch! | /msg # WHIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF.......Strike one. | /msg # Pitch number 2...oooh, that was close, strike two. | /msg # $$1 keeps his eye on the ball as the pitcher speeds it his way. | /msg # WHIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF | /kick # $$1 Strike Three! YOUR OUT!
/msg # Ack! Hold still $$1 ... there is a bug on your back! | /kick # $$1 (((((SLAP!!!!))))) There...got it for you.
/msg # and $$1.... | /kick # $$1 DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT!
/msg # I don't hate anything more than a dumbshit lamer! | /kick # $$1 Well, except maybe you.
/msg # Whatsamatter $$1 ? You need a map to the door?!? | /kick # $$1 LET ME DRAW IT FOR YOU!
/msg # $$1 ... your shoes untied. | /timer 1 3 /kick # $$1 Made ya look!
/msg # I need to tell you something $$1 ... | /timer 1 4 /kick # $$1 ...Later.
/msg # The first little piggie went to the market. | /msg # The second little pig went home. | /msg # The third little piggie had roastbeef. | /msg # The fourth little piggie had none. | /msg # $$1 said "and I want some!" | /kick # $$1 ...i hate little piggies.